Setting world records?

Oldest ringbearer, heaviest bouquet, longest wedding train...you have got to be kidding me.  I'm all about breaking records.  Heck, I watch the Olympics and find it fascinating to see a man scale a building without harnesses and such BUT these people train to break records which takes a lot of time and perseverance.  
Could you imagine carrying a 200lb bouquet down the aisle?  if I had been asked to be the maid of honor at that wedding, I might have declined or prayed for a super short ceremony.  A 1.86 mile long train, really?  Could you imagine having that dressed pressed?  
Some of the records were really sweet, such as the couple that has married each other 101 times or the couple that's combined ages total over 193 years.  
Did you set any records at your wedding?